Ezio: Good to have a new Assassin recruit on board, let me start to show you the ropes.

Recruit: I can’t wait! I’ve always wanted to learn how to eliminate our enemies swiftly and clinically without leaving a trace.

Ezio: Well… swiftly yes… but we don’t really care too much about the second part.

Recruit: Really? I mean, don’t people notice, when you kill people?

Ezio: Maybe for about a second, but most people seem to think I’m on some drunken wager and get back to carrying boxes from A to B.

Recruit: But what about the guards? Surely they’re constantly looking for you?

Ezio: Yeah, kind of. They put up posters of me, but that’s about it.

Recruit: Posters? I’ve never seen any posters.

Ezio: They’re usually quite out of the way, hidden on rooftops and places like that. Basically anyway that isn’t immediately accessible.

Recruit: That makes no sense.

Ezio: I think they’re trying to make it hard for me to find them as they know I’ll just tear them down if I see them. Remember, this is the 16th century. It’s got to be costing them a fortune to get all these posters printed.

Recruit: Well it all sounds pretty straight forward, and you seem like one of the few guys who has his head screwed on straight around this place.

Ezio: Do you ever feel like someone 500 years in the future is somehow looking back on your life?

Recruit: No.

Ezio: Oh yeah, me neither, just checking.

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